Bayeux Tapestry – Germanic News Sheet to Come to Occupied Britain

The Bayeux Tapestry, a piece of propaganda celebrating the victory of one set of Germanics over another in 1066, is set to arrive in Occupied Britain as a loan from the Frankish Republic to the Germanic Occupational Regime in London.

Commissioned by Guillaume the Bastard to celebrate his win over his old ally Harold Godwinson, the only scene in the whole tapestry to feature Native Britons is the Siege at Dinan, a battle during the Breton-Norman War of 1064-65.

As seen below, the vile Hunnish thugs on horseback besiege the valiant Bretons of Duke Conan II of Brittany, a true Native Briton whose family hailed from Britain before the Great Sorrowful Migration.

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Conan II was later assassinated by the Asiatic Bastard by having poison placed in his riding gloves, an utterly swinish act befit of the ancestor of Elizabeth Saxe Coburg Gotha Frankfurter Hohzenzollern.

We hope that Native Britons pay a visit to the exhibit and lay wreaths at this scene. However, do so with not a heavy heart but a tinge of mirth as you recall that one of the vile allies who supported William the Bastard against the Bretons was none other than Harold Godwinson of Wessex.

As for the rest of the tapestry – Germanics fighting other Germanics. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Fe Godwn Ni Eto!

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