Leading boffins at Oxford University confirmed that the English are as genetically distant from Native Britons as the Hottentots, Coreans or Pygmies.
Their DNA study was backed up by a leading New Zealand academic who said, “the people are bigger nosed and small of eye in East Anglia hence the name but across much of England there is a real regional and class fault line. The middle classes and rural types are all German pigs the poshos and academics are Norman bastards, and little Yorkies and Geordies are celts of some type”. The professor, who himself is Briton/Gael and not tainted by Germanic Asian blood, continued, “Forgot about the Vikings. It’s amazing when you go to Denmark and everyone looks like healthier versions of the people from Grimsby and Hull.”
The study by the dons at Occupied Rhydychen said that the Germans raped and bummed Native Britons creating a bastardized populace unaware of whether they were Britons or Anglo-Sassenachs.
Native Briton 
lmfao. This is absolutely brilliant. How have I not found this sooner? A healthier version of the people from grimsby and hull. You’re my hero, are you welsh?
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I am Native Briton. I presume you are not. Are you staying on my island long?
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I’m British. Depends how you define “native” doesn’t it? i’m staying here yes. You own the UK?
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If a dog is born in a stable it don’t make it an horse.
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exactly. I presume you are welsh? what about the beaker culture who arrived and built stonehenge, are they native? cheddar man who was black? is he native?
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LOL
Whenever I meet people like you I think about the movie Gangs of New York
“This is you, right here, notch 45, you Irish bog bastard”
*CLUNK*
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